Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have fence marks all over my body
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Shame - the story of my life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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