I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
People in love make me want to vomit
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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