Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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