I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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