you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
