yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
