i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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