my mouth tastes like poor choices
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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