normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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