2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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