My nipple is on Facebook.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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