i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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