As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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