FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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