WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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