these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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