I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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