Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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