these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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