So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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