Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
