I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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