i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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