So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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