hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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