is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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