Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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