am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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