Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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