what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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