Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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