I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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