the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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