Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize