Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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