I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
She announced her abortion via fbk
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
