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say what?
wanna hang out?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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