Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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