I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
As shirtless as possible
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
