Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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