I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
