So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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