I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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