He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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