You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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