Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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