This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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