Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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