it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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