i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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