Porn is love you can see.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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