if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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