the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we're making bets on your personal life
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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