Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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